英文版《三字经》

 

人之初:At the beginning of life.(生命的起初)

性本善:Sex is good.(性是美好的)

性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.(基本上,所有的性行为是差不多的)

习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.(但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)

苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.(若你不随时勤炼精进)

性乃迁:Sex will leave you.(性将远离你的生活)

教之道:The way of learning it.(学习性的指道原则)

贵以专:It is very important to make love with only one person.(最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)

昔孟母:Once a great mother,Mrs. Meng.(曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)

择邻处:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.(为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)

子不学:If you don’t study hard,(再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学……)

断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.(你的鸡鸡就从此报废掉)

窦燕山:Dou,the Famous.(宝先生,名人)

有义方:owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常好的药方)

教五子:All his five son took it.(生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)

名俱扬:And their sexual ability were well-known.(而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)

养不教:If your children don’t know how to do it,(你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为……)

父之过:It is all your fault.(这所有罪过都是你造成的)

教不严:If they had lots of problems with it,(如果你的小孩做这档是有问题……)

师之惰:their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.(那他的老师一定教很懒散,没有教的很彻底)

子不学:You may refuse to study this.(你或许会抗拒学习它……)

非所宜:but that is a real mistake.(你就犯下真正的错误)

幼不学:If you don t learn it in childhood,(如果不从小学习它……)

老何为:you will lose your ability when aged.(若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)

玉不琢:If you don t exercise your dick,(若没有持续操你的小弟弟)

不成器:It won ’t become hard and strong.(它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)

人不学:If you don t learn sex,(如果你没有学习性行为)

不知义:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你将无法体会享受其中的甜)

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